• Freundin: Du denkst zu viel nach.
  • Ich: Ich weiß, darüber habe ich schon nachgedacht.

rexuality:

my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one” and my dad was like “spell it” and my mom goes “GREG, SHE’S 23”

holyghoul:

im just a human bean

(Source: jaatri)

why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate

for example: me

(Source: imathewjames)

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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